Nick Carter

Just kidding. Actually only one of them is a pig. Just kidding. He's not a pig he just has swine flu. Just kidding. Actually, we're not: Brian Littrell our favorite of the Backstreet Boys has the swine flu. (Sorry. We're no Kristin Wiig, though we try.)

That’s when you know you’re wasted; when you don’t even bother trying to stand up straight, you just reach for a pole to cling to.

AJ McLean was snapped leaving his Backstreet Boy bandmate Nick Carter’s 29th birthday party at The Key Club in Hollywood last night.

And dude was hammered.

You get the creeptastic younger brother of recently redeemed smokeshow Nick Carter, Aaron Carter. The former pop star (and object of Hillary Duff and pre-Sam the Man Lindsay Lohan's affections) was seen wandering around Hollywood, trying to be gangster, yo.

Ugh, not even Shaq would party with him now.  

It’s been over a decade since the Backstreet Boys burst onto the pop scene, but with Unbreakable they’re back in the public eye. The Boys performed in Atlantic City last night and Nick Carter and A.J. McLean were spotted in Manhattan this morning.

We have a disconcerting new attraction to Nick Carter. When did he get so hot?

AJ was never our scene. Back in the day, his overly pruned facial hair freaked us out. Now it’s just a big ol’ lumberjack beard. Is he aiming for that bear look?

Who would you rather?

Tell us why…is it just us, or does Nick Carter look kind of hot in this photo?

We feel dirty even thinking it. After all, the guy did date Paris Hilton.

But we likey!

Hello, sailor.