Nicole Kidman

Now let's talk what really mattered at the Grammys. It wasn't the music, and it sure wasn't the awards. What was everyone wearing?

Well, that was a brief marriage!

Gwyneth Paltrow is replacing Charlize Theron in the role of Nicole Kidman's wife in The Danish Girl.

Remember a while ago when Angelina Jolie went on her world-wide adoption spree and it kicked off a huge trend among celebrities? Well, it looks like the fad may still alive and well.

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban may be looking to become the latest celebrity couple to adopt a child from a developing country. They've reportedly made inquiries with the government of Vietnam regarding a possible adoption.

Nicole Kidman pulled a Miley Cyrus at the ACMs in Las Vegas last night.

She flashed major back.

And her hubby, Keith Urban, obviously approved.

That paw’s moving a little bit south, ain’t it, cowboy?

We love that Nicole towers over Keith, the same way she did over Tom, and he was no qualms about it. He’s so obviously proud of and in love with her.

Adorable.

If he weren’t wearing so much pancake foundation and bronzer, this would be an “Awwww” Moment.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Is Nicole Kidman pregnant?!?

We didn’t notice a baby bump at the Oscars, and her dress was tiiiight, but today, at the Japanese premiere of her film Australia, Kidman was bump-tastic.

Walking the red carpet with her hands clasped in front of her belly made her look even more conspicuous.

Was it a bad dress, a baby bump or did Nicole get buck wild and actually eat a full-on meal recently?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

As if Broadway isn’t suffering enough these days.

Run for your lives, New York!

Godzilla Poonana, aka Sienna Miller, is coming for you!

We can hear the theme music already…

Sienna Miller has signed on to make her Broadway stage debut in September.

That’s what botulism in your face will do to ya.

Apparently, Kelly Ripa’s been pulling a Nicole Kidman.

Her face ain’t movin’! No way, no day.

Not a wrinkle in the brow, not a crease by the eye.

How’s she doing that at 38? It’s called Botox, baby.

What’s she got to be shy about? She looks better than 99% of the population.

Nicole Kidman arrived at the UK premiere of Australia last night wearing a tight white sequined dress which revealed more than the actress realized. As soon as it was brought to her attention, she made a hasty exit off the red carpet.

Don’t be so uptight, Nic. You’ve got one bitchin’ booty. You should be proud!

If there's anything you need to be embarrassed about, it's how sucky your new movie is.

Attention, Citizens of Toronto!

Tom Cruise has lost his Blackberry. We repeat, Tom Cruise has lost his mind.

We mean, Blackberry.

If found, please return to…

Oh please, who are we kidding?

Tom Cruise did lose his cellphone while in Toronto promoting his new film, Valkyrie, but we all know that if it is found, it’s not getting turned into the lost and found like a stray mitten at Woolworth’s.

Australia co-stars Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman pose together at the film’s premiere last night at the Ziegfeld Theater in New York City.

They look like they’re at red carpet prom.

Between Nicole’s botox addiction and Hugh’s case of gay face, we’re guessing the prom theme was Beards, Hags and Divas.

We kid, we kid.

We don’t care if Hugh Jackman is gay or straight, we just have to poke fun at Nicole. She was married to Tom Cruise after all.