O.J. Simpson

Thank God O.J. Simpson is an idiot.

The Juice could have been loose once again if he’d copped an offered plea deal and settled for a three year jail term earlier in the trial, but he let his grandiosity get the better of him.

According to Simpson’s friend, Thomas Scotto (Who would be friends with O.J.? That’s like kicking it with Scott Peterson), the former-football star/murderer thought he’d be found not guilty (again) or be hit with nothing but a slap on the wrist.

Instead, he was sentenced to 15-33 years.

The sentence is in!!!

Wife-killing, rap-beating psychopath O.J. Simpson has just received fifteen years in prison for armed robbery and kidnapping!

Simpson broke down in tears as the declaration was read before launching into a five-minute spew of rambling emotional vomit where he tried to apologize, saying over and over, "I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I didn't want to steal anything from anyone."

Uh huh. We're suprised he didn't throw in an "If the glove doesn't fit, you must aquit."

Sentencing in O.J. Simpson's robbery trial is about to be handed down.

Big money, big money, no whammies, no whammies.

We've got our fingers crossed that he (finally) gets life in prison.

We'll keep you posted.

The Juice is no longer loose.

Suck it, sucka.

After being found guilty on 12 counts of kidnapping and armed robbery charges, 13 years to the day since Simpson was acquitted of the double murder of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman, O.J. Simpson’s bid for a retrial has been denied.

On December 5th, Simpson will be sentenced and faces life in prison.

It’s about damn time!

It took EXACTLY 13 years (to the day!) but O.J. Simpson has finally been found guilty!!!!

The double murdering psychopath who roamed the streets freely after being acquitted in killing of his wife Nicole and her friend Ronald Goldman was convicted in all twelve counts in his armed robbery and kidnapping trial after the jury deliberated for thirteen hours.

He now faces life in prison.

It’s about damn time! This is like Al Capone getting taken down on tax evasion.