Olsen Twins

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen just aren't happy being billionaires, are they?

Everyone's favorite twins are now expanding their empire by bringing a new junior line of clothes to JC Penney. Seriously. The line is called Olsenboye.

Tori Spelling blew up when she was stopped on her way into Christian Siriano’s fashion show on Thursday. 

Apparently someone asked to see her invite.

Tori was NOT okay with that.

Luckily, before her head started spinning and she began speaking in tongues, a quick-thinking PR rep stepped in and escorted Spelling into the show.

We feel you, Tori.

We get the same way when we’re ravenously hungry.

Seriously, her back is looking very Olsen.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Mary-Kate Olsen and Ashley Olsen, looking fabulous (which must be pretty easy to do when you’re a mega-millionaire), signed copies of their new book, Influence, and posed for press photographers at the Barnes and Noble in Union Square, New York yesterday.

Over 2000 fans showed up for the signing and were presented with a list of nine strict rules for their time in the benevolent presence of the almighty twins.

An Olsen Twin was spotted leaving a West Village tanning salon on Monday, but which one?

We have absolutely no idea. The funky style screams Mary-Kate but the blonder hair is more Ashley. Who do you think it is?

Either way, we know they’re multi-millionaires and all but they need to go back inside and demand a refund. We’ve never seen someone leave a tanning salon so profoundly pasty.

Ashley Tisdale gives full Olsen face at the ALMA Awards in Pasadena over the weekend (the show airs September 12th on ABC).

We all know about the Tiz’s nosejob but is there anything else going on with her face?

She looks unsettlingly plasticized.

While stars are constantly speaking out about their dislike of paparazzi attention, we see someone in this photo who is LOVING the attention and flashbulbs!

Parker Posey’s dog, Gracie, works it like the rent was due on a sultry day in New York’s Greenwich Village. The Olsen Twins could learn a thing or two from Parker's pup.

Don’t hate her because she’s beautiful.

Parker will next appear alongside Rachel Dratch, Amy Poehler and Will Arnett in Spring Breakdown this fall.

Though neither of the Olsen Twins ever needs to work another day in their life, the mini-multi-millionaires aren’t retiring just yet.

Mary-Kate Olsen began shooting a guest starring role on ABC’s Samantha Who? today, and the report is "she's terrific."

No no no no no no no!

Last month we said we were worried about Joan Allen because she was starting to look like an Olsen twin, all skinny and malnourished. We were afraid the pressures of being an older woman in Hollywood were starting to get to her.

It was worse than we feared.

Not only did Allen look painfully thin as she arrived at a VIP screening of the documentary Trumbo in Tribeca tonight, but her face is frozen solid!

We didn’t even recognize her.

Have you always wanted to look like an Olsen twin?

It will take a strict regime of 150 calories a day and a wardrobe budget in the millions to get that homeless chic look just right, along with this little tidbit…

When the Olsen Twins pose for pictures, they say “Prune” to get the perfect pout.

Try it, it actually works. We feel skinnier, richer and more photogenic already. Now we just need some really big sunglasses and a $5000 handbag.

Joan Allen, 52, is a phenomenal actress and a beautiful woman. We fear the pressures of being an older woman in Hollywood are starting to get to her.

Joan arrived at the Sex and the City premiere looking like an Olsen Twin.

Why so thin, Joan?

You’re lovely and a tremendous talent, please eat more.