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The world's most dysfunctional family is at it again.

Lindsay and Dina Lohan are fighting back against Michael Lohan's attempts to take control of Lindsay's life (a la Britney and Jamie Spears) by talking to the press and threatening legal action.

In an article titled "Is Jeremy Piven the Biggest Jerk in Hollywood," Page Six Magazine gives a brief glimpse into the psyche of Jeremy Piven just a few months before he left the Broadway producers of Speed the Plow high and dry after claiming he ate too much sushi. (Really, Pervy? Really?)

If nothing else, Piven proves he's an a-hole with no interest in having a sustainable career. No one wants to deal with these kinds of antics.

For example…