Pineapple Express

This year’s Golden Globe nominees were announced early Thursday morning with The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Doubt and Frost/Nixon leading the pack with five nominations each.

Leopard print has always been one of those fads that never seems to die – it just keeps coming back year after year, like some zombified fashionista on a hunt for a good shoe sale.

Thanks to his role in Pineapple Express, James Franco has a new fan base: Stoners.

While Seth Rogan readily admits he’s a habitual pot smoker, Franco isn’t, but that isn’t stopping fans of the film from welcoming him to the circle.

Oh how we’ve missed you, RB!

Robbie Buck-Me attends a special screening of Pineapple Express in New York City.

We need to head to the Big Apple where he films Lipstick Jungle and just shamelessly stalk this man! All we want is one minute, just sixty seconds, cradled in those rippling arms of his.

Drool-o-matic.

Let us be clear, the whole rolled-up grandpa jeans supposedly sexed up with heels thing is not a look we dig.

It’s the contrivance of “I’m not trying but I’m trying” that annoys us about it, but what’s more pressing is that we find it universally unflattering.

There is something about James Franco that just makes us want to bitch slap him.  

Could it be that he’s a self-indulgent imbecile?

We get that he wants to promote his new film Pineapple Express, a film in the Cheech and Chong vein, dedicated to a love of marijuana, but why would you pose for photographers like you’re a drunken frat boy pretending to smoke a joint?

He’s a more attractive Butthead who needs a Beavis and some teepee for his bunghole.

Daniel Craig attends the premiere of Pineapple Express in Westwood on Thursday night.

What a stud!

Yum yum to the tum tum. All we can think about right now is how amazing he looked during the naked torture scene in Casino Royale.

Any time we have the chance to gaze at Daniel Craig, it is, as Martha says, a good thing!

James Franco and Seth Rogen make an appearance at Comic Con in San Diego to promote their new movie Pineapple Express.

This photo begs the question…

Who would you rather?

The JewFro rockin’ funny man with a little more cushion for the pushin’ who’s guaranteed to keep you entertained or the slightly more genetically blessed weirdo who thinks too highly of himself but might look a little better in his birthday suit?