We don't like Angelina Jolie anymore.
With her taut, shiny, botoxed and chemical-peeled face at the Golden Globes on Sunday, she was sour, dour and unappreciative.
Once upon a time, she was our very favorite (circa Playing by Heart).
These days, she's just a husband-stealer with a Mother Teresa complex, a baby on every appendage and no sense of joy or irony anymore.
We miss the wild child who stole cars in sixty seconds and made out with her brother.