Posh Spice

Girl power!

The Spice Girls, led by Mel B., aka Scary Spice, are planning to make a comeback next year, regardless of whether or not Victoria Beckham, aka Posh Spice, agrees to join them, reports the UK's The Sun tabloid.

How major would that be?

Victoria Beckham had an operation in Los Angeles to reduce her Double D rack to a 34B. No lies, we are very surprised. 

This is her 3rd operation since (TMI ahead) she first went from a natural 34A to 34D in the 90’s, and then to a 34DD in 2001.

Oh NO! Posh Spice has a new Bestie:
BFF’s Katie Holmes and Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham, have been on the outs for a few months now and it looks like Victoria found a replacement, Underworld star Kate Beckinsale. The two were spotted at a soccer game of her smokeshow husband, David Beckham, over the weekend.

NOOOOOO!!!!

We’ve liked Beckinsale since she was in Much Ado About Nothing back in 1993. Now she’s going to get Beckham-tainted!

Posh Spice, Victoria Beckham’s denim line, dVb, isn’t moving the way store owners were hoping, so many have decided to drop it, blaming poor sales.

Here’s a thought, grown ups who weight less than ten year old children shouldn’t try to design clothes. Beckham’s jeans were made for women like her; frighteningly thin. The rest of the world wouldn’t be able to get those jeans past a knee cap. 

Go cry into your husband’s beautiful, well defined shoulders, Vicki; we’ll see ya in the bargain bin.