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Our Oscar 2009 Predictions

February 21, 2009 at 1:26pm PST

Tags: Brokeback Mountain, Dianne Wiest, Heath Ledger, Mickey Rourke, Milk, Mira Sorvino, Oscars, predictions, Sean Penn, Slumdog Millionaire, The Dark Knight, The Wrestler, Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Woody Allen

Photos: ABC

Get those ballots and cheat sheets ready, kids, Gossip Sauce has your Oscar winner predictions below...that is, unless you’re in our Oscar pool, in which case, piss off.

That’s right, I’m talking to you Miss Kelly, and you Mister Tye, and you Mrs. Jorgensen-Reilly, and don’t think I forgot about you Miss King or you, Miss Taylor. Pick your own damn winners. Big Mama needs a new pair of shoes and that pot is all ours!

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