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Keeping up with the Kardashians star Kourtney Kardashian has confirmed reports she is expecting her first child at Christmas.

The 30-year-old, who is the older sister of "model" Kim Kardashian, said: "We were in the Everglades and I kept feeling nauseous and sick. I just kept thinking something wasn't right... I went to the doctor and he confirmed the news. I was just so shocked."

Didn't she have the birds and the bees talk when she was little?

Kourtney said that her mother is "really excited" by the news.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is going to spread the righteous word for God and Republicans no matter what it takes.

Even if that means giving birth to her own mini-congregation.

The most annoying co-host of The View (which is like being the biggest hick at a redneck contest) is expecting her third child with her football star husband Tim Hasselbeck.

She announced the pregnancy on the talk show and said she’s due in August.

Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz is expecting her first child at the end of July.

Ortiz, 37, and her husband Noah Lebenzon, 38, the guitarist for the band Half Life, were married in June 2007.

This means the Ugly Betty writers are going to have to come up with some new sucky subplot to explain either her bump or her “sudden disappearance” like they did with Rebecca Romijn when she got knocked up with twins. 

Photos of recently rehabbed actress Eva Mendes power walking have hit the internet, and they BEG the question:

Is Eva Mendes fat or pregnant?

Only time will tell. People tend to bloat when they stop drinking and doing drugs, but this looks mighty suspicious. Who could the Baby Daddy be?

Elizabeth Hurley showed up at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation’s Party in NYC on April 8th wearing a Pepto-Bismol pink oversized monstrosity of a sari.

Why would anyone be caught dead in that thing, you ask? Life & Style is saying it’s because she’s pregnant with her second child.

Liz married businessman Arun Nayar last year and already has one child with multimillionaire Steve Bing who wanted nothing to do with the kid.

We guess Hurley thought if she wore something really ugly people wouldn’t notice the baby bump.

Tobey Maguire expecting second child:
Our Spidey sense began to tingle last week when photos of Tobey Maguire and his wife, Jennifer Meyer, having lunch at Fred Segal hit the web. We thought she looked a little plump. Now In Touch is reporting she’s pregnant with the couple’s second child due in October.

They already have one daughter, Ruby, 17 months.

Congratulations to the happy couple!

Ashlee Simpson is pregnant according to Us Weekly.

That explains the engagement to Fall Out Boy frontman, Pete Wentz.

Let us pause for just a moment and eat our words. When the engagement was announced we said, “Of course, the usual “Shotgun wedding”, “Is she preggers?” speculation has already begun. Come on, people! They dated for a year and a half and they’re very much in love. That’s usually when people get married.”

We were wrong. It is a shotgun wedding. Klassy.