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The eldest Jonas Bro, Kevin, is getting married, but before he does he expects his darling girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, to sign a prenuptial agreement before heading down the aisle.

The agreement would entitle her to nothing if the pair got a divorce. BURN!

Makes sense, the teen sensation is worth millions and millions.

But she apparently isn’t happy about the request and is taking time think about it.

Is she a gold-digger or just pissed that this implies Kev-y doesn’t trust her?

We haven’t heard a peep from Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez in nearly a month, but he has finally addressed his wife's demand for divorce. What did he do first? Point out the fact that Florida is a “no fault state,” as in, “It’s not my fault I like banging strippers and over the hill pop singers, so you’re only getting what you signed for in the prenup.”

In court documents, A-Rod admits their marriage is "irretrievably broken."