Prince Harry

October 30, 2008 at 8:41 AM PST
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According to our sources at last night’s London Quantum of Solace royal premiere, the prospect of a Prince Harry sighting is exciting, the reality of it is anything but.

Everyone was required to be in their seats at 6:45pm, no exceptions, so security could do a sweep of the red carpet before the princes would arrive and do their meet-and-greet with the military vets lined up outside. The audience was forced to remain in their seats for over two hours before the film was introduced and screened. What about bathroom breaks? A prince comes before any pee.

October 30, 2008 at 5:58 AM PST
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Prince William (sigh) and Prince Harry (swoon) attended last night’s Quantum of Solace premiere at the Odeon Leicester Square in London.

Princes in tuxes?

It doesn’t get much better than that.

But which one would you rather doink? William is closer to the throne but Harry is totally hotter.

Dignified and handsome or rugged and sexy? Decisions, decisions. 

October 3, 2008 at 4:48 AM PST
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We know it’s wrong to cruise a prince at a funeral but Harry looks GOOOOOOOD!!!!

Prince Harry, who totally grew up to be The Hot One, and members of the Royal Family attend a service in honor of Captain Gerald Ward at St. Mary's Church in Wiltshire this morning.

Ward, who died last week at the age of 70 after collapsing while playing a charity match at Sunningdale Golf Club, was Harry’s godfather.

Grief has never been so sexy.

September 5, 2008 at 6:05 AM PST
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Game on!

Forget Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling (we’re still so bitter about them); there’s an even bigger reconciliation story.

Prince Harry and his on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again, on-again, off-again girlfriend (they last broke up in February) Chelsea Davey, were snapped leaving the Boujius nightclub in South Kensington, London last night after partying with Princess Eugenie.  It’s on…again.

These two can’t get enough of each other.

You wanna know how talented baby daddy Justin Timberlake is? He doesn't need a week of prep and an hour and a half to host Saturday Night Live; give him three minutes and a chair and he still does a better job as host AND musical guest than just about anyone else in recent memory (Tina Fey doesn't count and homegirl can't sing). We are a little sad we didn't get to see him do more of the Barry Gibb Talk Show though. It's not the same without Jimmy Fallon trying to keep it together...and failing.

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What happened to Mariah Carey's voice? Her rendition of "Hero" on X Factor, Simon Cowell's British version of American Idol, was so bad it would've gotten her kicked off the show if she was a contestant. We actually would love to hear the Idol crew critique this train wreck. It's more than a little pitchy, dawg, it's a cryin' shame. She goes for the gusto (and sorta succeeds) at the end but fifteen octave Mariah is dead. All that remains are her hand-waving antics and inappropriately immature hoochie dresses. (Seriously, is she going to prom after the show or the Pimp and Ho Ball?)

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We bow at the altar of Janice Dickinson (afterall, she is the World's First Supermodel) so we say this with love and reverance...WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING ON A DAYTIME COURT SHOW???? It appears Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency cast off and reject, Brian Kehoe (we HATE Kehoe) took his former agent to court but the only court his broke, publicity starved ass could muster was Christina's Court. Damn, dude! You couldn't even swing Judge Milian? We are SHOCKED Janice agreed to stoop to such lowly levels.

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Forget Town Hall Meetings and Debates, maybe what we needed all along was a Presdential Dance Off. Don't forget to get out and vote today! And then do The Worm in your candidate's honor.



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