Even though Chris Brown did the crime, he won’t be doing any time (in a cell).
The 20-year-old hot-tempered singer was sentenced to five years probation and 180 days community labor for beating and choking his ex-girlfriend, Rihanna.
He is also ordered to complete a one year-anti-domestic violence program.
If convicted, Kiefer Sutherland was only looking at a minor assault charge for his alleged headbutting incident in New York this weekend…
But that’s in New York.
The po-po in Los Angeles may have different plans for him.
We forgot, Kiefer is an ex-con who’s currently serving a five-year probation term in Los Angeles for his second DUI conviction.
And headbutting violates the terms of his parole, which decrees the actor must “obey all laws.”