probation

August 26, 2009 at 6:51am PST

Tags: beating, Chris Brown, court, probation, restraining order, Rihanna

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Even though Chris Brown did the crime, he won’t be doing any time (in a cell).

The 20-year-old hot-tempered singer was sentenced to five years probation and 180 days community labor for beating and choking his ex-girlfriend, Rihanna.

He is also ordered to complete a one year-anti-domestic violence program.

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Kiefer Sutherland Could Be in Bigger Trouble Than We Thought

May 7, 2009 at 11:09am PST

Tags: headbutting, jail, Kiefer Sutherland, probation

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

If convicted, Kiefer Sutherland was only looking at a minor assault charge for his alleged headbutting incident in New York this weekend…

But that’s in New York.

The po-po in Los Angeles may have different plans for him.

We forgot, Kiefer is an ex-con who’s currently serving a five-year probation term in Los Angeles for his second DUI conviction.

And headbutting violates the terms of his parole, which decrees the actor must “obey all laws.”

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