Rachel Zoe

It really must be hard times for celebrity stylists these days. Rachel Zoe has officially unveiled her new line on QVC.

The line is called Accessorizing with Rachel Zoe. There are lots of prints, there's lots of faux fur, and a whole lot of big jewelry.

Rachel Zoe may be joining the ranks of jobless Americans pretty soon.

The Observer observes (tee hee) a recent trend in Hollywood of stars ditching those money-grubbing stylists and going directly to the designers instead.

Nicole Richie and Rachel Zoe have apparently buried the hatchet.

And, surprisingly, not in each other’s backs.

Rachel, Nicole’s former stylist who some said was the reason Richie got crazy anorexic, made an appearance at the Richie-Madden Children’s Foundation event at My House in Hollywood on Monday.

And they both looked faaabulous!

A little baby weight looks so good on Nicole.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

What.

Is.

She.

Wearing???

Debra Messing, who very publicly employs Rachel Zoe as her stylist, needs to take that skinny bitch over her knee and snap her in half.

How…

Why…

What…

We are at a loss.

There was so much ugliness going on as Debra left Beso restaurant last night, we don’t know where to begin.

Did she lose her dress on the way to dinner and have to make one out of her car seat?

We just pray that monstrosity is pleather and a poor cow didn’t have to die to make something that ugly.

We never thought we’d say this but Nicole Richie looks absolutely beautiful.

She even has boobs!

That baby has done her so right. No longer heroin-addled, cowering in Paris Hilton’s shadow and wasting away so she can fit into the clothes Rachel Zoe tells her to wear, Nicole Richie arrived at Saturday’s 30th Anniversary Carousel of Hope Ball at the Beverly Hilton Hotel looking like a golden goddess.

Major golf claps.