Sigh.
F—k me gently with a chain saw.
We can’t fight this tsunami of remakes, so we’re afraid we’re just going to have to get on the bus and ride it. (Except the Karate Kid redo; that we will fight to our dying breath.)
Heathers is being made into a musical for Broadway.
Lick it up, baby. Lick. It. Up.
The 1988 classic has been in staged readings for the past week with Kristen Bell as Veronica Sawyer, Winona Ryder’s part, and Christian Campbell as J.D., a part made iconic by Christian Slater.