Renee Zellweger

Despite reports to the contrary, Renee Zellweger says there are no plans for a third Bridget Jones movie yet.

"I get asked every single day, and I don't know anything," she said. "It's a rumor."

The last one wasn't, well, good, but we'll definitely head to the theatre if she wears the fat suit in this picture here!

Renee Zellweger and Bradley Cooper, who have been trying to keep their relationship under the radar, have shown up in Spain together.

Zellweger, 40, was previously married but it was annulled after just a few months, while Cooper is one of Hollywood's major heart-throb bachelors.

Upon arriving at JFK airport they were careful not be photographed, but when their flight landed in Spain, they headed off together.

Skinny actress Renee Zellweger is set to pile on the pounds to play chubby singleton Bridget Jones once again.

The usually trim screen star will be gorging on fast food and calorie-laden snacks to get in shape for the third installment about the love-starved British publishing executive.

Zellweger, 40, is expected to start filming at the end of this year, according to Variety.

You’ve seen New in Town before, but it was called Baby Boom, Sweet Home Alabama or Big Business and it was actually funny.

Squishy faced, self-important Renee Zellweger stars in this predictable, tired piece of drivel as Lucy Hill, a big time Miami exec sent to the frozen Minnesota tundra by bosses we assume find her as unpalatable as we do to shut down the local food manufacturing plant. Its big city girl meets small town folks, and she finds the little people have big ol’ hearts.

Cue swelling music.

Worst:

The Golden Globes have long been our favorite of the award shows, mainly because there’s liquor readily available on all the tables so everyone gets trashed and the likelihood of something inappropriate happening gets exponentially higher as the night goes on and the alcohol consumption goes up.

As usual, last night was a mix of highlights (go, Slumdog!) and lowlights (seriously, why is Renee Zellweger still famous?) and here they are...

Ed Harris wrote, directed and stars alongside Viggo Mortensen in Appaloosa, a Western about two friends hired to police a small town being terrorized by a rancher (Jeremy Irons, with a confounding American accent) but find their job, and their friendship, complicated by the arrival of a young widow (squishy-faced Renee Zellwegger).

Renee, we need to have a little talk.

Are you nominated for prom court? Is it 1991? Are you drunk?

If the answer to all three questions is no, then please explain to us why the hell you are wearing that ugly ass dress!

We wore a dress just like this to our cousin’s Bat Mitzvah in Long Island back when Paula Abdul was our jam and we still rocked Hammer Pants.