Rick Schroder

Jason Bateman (aka: The Second Coming of Teen Wolf), Christian Slater (aka: JD and/or Hard Harry…although that was 1990) and Rick(y) Schroder (aka: Silver Spoon-sucking Ricky Stratton, a show that Bateman co-starred on) all attended the White House Correspondents Dinner in Washington DC this past weekend. 

So who would you rather?

And, perhaps more importantly, what the eff happened to Christian Slater’s face???

He’s shot through with more botox than Nicole Kidman.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Dressed in a dark khaki-ish grey suit and black dress shirt unbuttoned just a little too much (in all the right ways), Mark-Paul Gosselaar was minus the frosted golden locks that made him the object of every girl’s (and many boy’s) Saturday morning affection as Zach Morris on Saved by the Bell. Older, wiser and with a head of long, scraggly light brown locks, there's still the dazzling, boyish charm that had all the girlies wishing they could be his Kelly Kapowski as he and Steven Bochco sat down to discuss their new hit TNT drama, Raising the Bar.