Robert Buckley

All Buck-Me needed at last night’s sixth annual Friends of New Yorkers Spring Dinner Dance at the Time Warner Center in NYC was a pipe and some slippers and he could have been posing as early Hefner.

What was he thinking?

The unbutton tuxedo shirt and no tie are just tacky, and the jacket looks like one he borrowed from the valet when he arrived and realized the event was black tie.

Bad scene.

We give this look a thumbs down.

Robbie, you owe us a shirtless apology.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

According to reports, Robert Buckley has been getting sassy with reality whore Whitney Port ever since her on-camera breakup with Australian model-singer guy, Jay Lyon.

We always liked Whitney when she was on The Hills, probably because she was best out of a bad bunch. Now that she’s the reason for that drivel The City, we kind of hate her. Add to it she might be enjoying some Buck-Me and we’re abouts to cut a bitch. Ya' heard!

Rebecca Romijn has just signed on to co-star in the new ABC television pilot Eastwick.

Romijn will play a character named Roxie in the pilot based on John Updike’s novel and the fabulous film, The Witches of Eastwick.

Lindsay Price has also been cast, which we’re pretty sure lays to rest any final question about whether or not Lipstick Jungle will ever make a comeback.

That would be a big fat no. As in no more fabulous Robert Buckley semi-nudity.

That’s a whole lot of pretty right there.

Robert Buckley and Bar Refaeli posed side-by-side at Hurley Presents: Walk The Walk, a high school fashion show and design competition, on Tuesday.

We love it when Buck-Me Clark Kents it up.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Maybe he IS straight!

Hallelujah.

Our favorite, Robert Buckley, is reportedly dating his Privileged co-star Joanna Garcia.

Robert, 27, joined the cast of Privileged after Lipstick Jungle was cancelled at the end of last year, and reportedly took a liking to 29-year old Garcia who recently ended her engagement to Justin Timberlake’s best friend, Trace Ayala.

We’ve always wondered why we never see Robert Buckley with any women.

The first, most rational reason is obvious, but we’re not one to jump to conclusions.

At the Armani Exchange “Kiss for a Cause” event in Santa Monica on Saturday, Buck-Me was asked who his celebrity crush is.

Guess who he picked.

We’ll give you a hint: It wasn’t Clay Aiken, Liberace or Ricky Martin. 

It was 63-year-old Helen Mirren.

Tee hee.

All those bad things we said about Robbie, his Clark Kent glasses, his sucky TV movie, his soon-to-be questionable career, we recant them!

No one this hot could possibly have a problem getting cast. What were we thinking?

Buck-Me attended Tuesday’s Ray-Ban Remasters event at New York City’s Bowery Ballroom.

We are, however, haunted by one blaringly obvious question: Why isn’t Robbie EVER spotted out with a woman?

Our boy Robbie Buck-Me was snapped Monay night at a screening of The Wrestler in New York City.

Was this an attempt to go incognito or are the glasses his way of demonstrating he’s not just a pretty face and ill nana body, but a sensitive, thoughtful soul?

Like we care.

TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!

At Sunday’s press junket for her new film Four Christmases where she co-stars as Reese Witherspoon’s sister (the resemblance is uncanny), Kristin Chenoweth said she’s uncertain of Pushing Daisies future.