Rosie O'Donnell

Are you sitting down for this one, because you probably should be.

Rosie O'Donnell, who's always telling it like it is, went on Howard Stern's Show last week and said that she once shared a connection with Angelina Jolie that could have turned into love.

Are Rosie O'Donnell and her wife Kelli Carpetner splitsville? It sounds that way.

Rosie confirmed the rumors, sort of. She said: "We're a family, we remain a family and we're working on the issues."

What those issues are, we don't know, but here's hoping they figure it out. They have four adopted kids together too.

“The only thing better than breaking up is going on The View right after you break up,” Kimmel said this morning when he appeared on the morning talk show dressed as Rosie O’Donnell. “It’s really living a dream.”

Because it’s The View, and those women apparently have zero sense of decorum, they immediately barraged him with questions about why he and Sarah Silverman split for a second time.

John Mayer is pulling a Rosie O’Donnell.

The singer is shooting a pilot for a CBS variety show.

Mayer, 31, hosted a short-lived VH1 show in 2004 called John Mayer Has a TV Show and he co-starred in one of our favorite Dave Chapelle skits ever, “White People Dancing,” so we know he’s got chops. We’re just not sure we care to tune in.

At least he’s cuter than Rosie.

Easy come, easy go. Rosie O’Donnell’s return to TV has been super-shortlived. After just one airing, Rosie Live, her variety show, has been canceled due to poor ratings and crappy reviews. NBC aired the show to determine whether there was a market for it and the answer was HELL NO! Even Rosie had to admit her show was a failure.

"There will b no more. no ratings. bad reviews. yet still - a thrill 4 me," she wrote on her blog. 

She’s baaack!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck better hide under the covers because here comes Rosie!

Rosie O’Donnell has finalized plans for a one-hour special set to air on NBC the night before Thanksgiving. If it has a good showing, guess who’s moving to primetime?

Rosie O’Donnell has finalized plans for a one-hour special set to air on NBC the night before Thanksgiving. Ummm, excuse us, but how does that make it any different from a show like Jimmy Kimmel or Live with Regis and Kelly except that it’ll be on during the ad-sales friendly hours of 8-11pm?

Are you ready, Donald? Here she comes, Elisabeth!

Cue Jaws music. Dun nuh. Dun nuh. Dun nuh dun nuh dun nuh!

Rosie O’Donnell is on her way back to TV. Just when we thought we’d heard the last “cutie patootie,” sources say Rosie is in talks with NBC to have her very own primetime variety show.

Oooooh, primetime.