Rumer Willis

Ryan Eggold, 24, who has been linked to Rumer Willis (ew), Twilight’s Ashley Greene (eh) and is now reportedly dating singer-actress Haley Bennett, 21. (Who?)

We’ll believe it when we see his tongue down her throat.

At the opening of Todd Schorr's art show in LA on March 28th, Ryan didn’t say anything about Haley, but he did talk about his ideal woman (aka: us).

Rumer Willis, the offspring of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, wants the world to know she’s got talent, damnit! And she got all of her success (ie: The House Bunny, woo hoo) of her own talent and volition. At least, that’s what daddy Bruce says.

“She sat us down and said, ‘I know you two think you’re big shots, but I don’t want any help.’ And she went off and got work on her own.”

Riiiiight, because casting directors and producers didn’t already know who you were and who gave birth to you. We’re so sure.

On Friday, at 9:52 p.m., at Paper Magazine Space 8873 Sunset Blvd., Tullulah, 14, and Scout Willis, 17, Demi Moore and Bruce Willis’ daughters, ran around in a sea of hipsters including Pump Up the Volume’s Samantha Mathis.

What are two girls, both so young, doing partying in Hollywood without parents on a Friday night?

Sigh.

How long until they’re failed actresses like their sister Rumer or slutting it up like the Paris' and Lindsays of the world?

Eye-spy with my little eye Mischa Barton lurking behind Josh Hartnett as they attempt to make an inconspicuous exit from Bungalow 8 nightclub in London after a night of partying with each other and friends.

Ew ew ew ew ew.

That is more Rumer Willis than anyone should ever have to see!

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s desperate-for-fame offspring goes shopping at French Connection and DKNY in NYC’s SoHo looking stylishly summery…except that her dress is freakin’ see-through. TMI, Rumer.

We just pray that’s black underwear.

Because of last year’s writers strike, the 65th Annual Golden Globes were cancelled and, with it, Rumer Willis’ dream of being Miss Golden Globe, an honor reserved for the child of a star who wants to break into the business, the ultimate example of Hollywood nepotism.

Rumer Willis, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s daughter hell-bent on fame, accosts a poor pooch at last night’s Power of Paws launch event in New York.

Could that dog look anymore miserable?

Kate Hudson is People’s cover girl for their annual Most Beautiful issue.

Other chosen lovelies include:

 Check out this killer line up: Rob Schneider (Duece Bigalow: Male Gigolo, The Hot Chick), Kristen Cavallari (MTV’s “reality” show Laguna Beach), and Rumer Willis (known for nothing except being birthed by Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s loins), will star in Wild Cherry, an indie comedy about a high school senior (we’re guessing Cavallari), who decides to lose her virginity to her boyfriend, the football’s team kicker.