Ryan Cabrera

October 14, 2008 at 5:43am PST

Tags: babies, Elvis, Lisa Marie Presley, Michael Jackson, Michael Lockwood, pregnancy, Riley Keough, Ryan Cabrera

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Lisa Marie Presley and husband Michael Lockwood have named their newborn twin girls, born on October 7th, Finley and Harper.

Good southern names for good southern girls. Elvis would be so proud.

Presley, 40, also has a daughter, Riley, 19, a model who’s dating Ryan Cabrera, and son, Benjamin, 15, with ex-husband Danny Keough. Luckily she never had children with Michael "And they said this wouldn't last" Jackson.

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Ryan Cabrera Sounds the Death Knell

August 8, 2008 at 10:50am PST

Tags: Ashlee Simpson, Goa, Joe Simpson, Ryan Cabrera

Two things are certain:

1. Ryan Cabrera, whose latest album peaked at #177 on the charts, is frightening. Between the tattoos, porn ‘stache and greasy locks, the frosted tips of the spiky haired kid who once rested securely in the bosom of the Simpson family (Papa Joe-manager, Ashlee-girlfriend) have tarnished beyond recognition.

2. Goa is officially D-O-N-E. When the “big” celebrity name at a club is Ryan Cabrera, the end is nigh and your title as “Hot Spot” has been revoked.

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