Ryan Lochte

February 20, 2009 at 6:37am PST
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Aubrey O’Day needs to step away from the Olympian!

Run, Ryan!

Or swim!

Whatever takes you the furthest and fastest from Little Miss Communicable Diseases to your left.

Ryan and Aubrey were seated together in the front row of the Custo Barcelona show in The Salon at Bryant Park last night. Ryan announced in September that he’s planning his own clothing line. Aubrey was just there because she’s an attention whore.

Well, actually, she’s an all-around whore. 

October 3, 2008 at 6:40am PST
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This is the definition of dope!

Jay-Z got to rock Ryan Lochte’s Olympic medals while teaching him how to throw the Roc-A-Fella diamond cutter hand sign on the red carpet of the annual Global Leadership Awards Gala at The Waldorf Astoria in Manhattan on Wednesay.

Lochte’s all about grills and being the thuggish-ruggish bone, we hope Hov was able to give him tips on how to properly big pimp and what to do when you have 99 problems (but a bitch ain’t one).

September 13, 2008 at 3:41pm PST
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Olympic swimming smokeshow Ryan Lochte is on his way to becoming the new Sean Avery.

That is too hot for words!

September 11, 2008 at 1:15pm PST
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As long as it’s not our man Mikey Phelps, we’re okay with it.

Nastia Liukin, 18, is rumored to be dating WAY above her pay grade. At the Max Azria Spring 2009 show at The Tent in Bryant Park on Tuesday, the gold medal Olympic gymnast was spotted with super smokeshow swimmer Ryan Lochte, 24. Dayum! We’d take his fine ass over a gold medal any day of the week.  

August 11, 2008 at 3:00pm PST

Is there anyone in the world who doesn’t already know about (and lust after) Michael Phelps?

But what about Ryan Lochte?

Phelps may be swimming’s golden boy but Lochte, Phelps’ friend and rival, deserves some time in the sun too! Hello, he’s stunning! And a phenomenal swimmer!

Lochte and Phelps face off in both the 200 and 400 IM’s at the Olympic Games in Beijing (Phelps already won the 400 and set a new world record with Lochte finishing 3rd) and have been able to maintain a strong friendship despite being pitted against each other for years.

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