Sarah Palin

Levi Johnston is working on our last nerve, but maybe that's what he wants. Or maybe he's an idiot. (Hmm. We wonder which it is.)

He's now hocking pistachios in a new commercial, that neither makes us want to eat nuts, nor ever see Johnston again.

Though we hear that soon enough we'll be seeing even more of him. Great.

Guess she has got to make money somehow since Tina Fey is stealing all her glory.

Just four months after announcing a book deal with Harper, Sarah Palin’s memoir will be hitting book shelves on November 17.

The book will be titled: Going Rogue: An American Life. HAHA!

It was no surprise to us that this weekend that Tina Fey picked up another Emmy as a guest actress on Saturday Night Life for her brilliant spoof of Sarah Palin last year.

The Primetime Emmy Awards may not be given out until next weekend, but overachiever Tina Fey has already won herself one.

Fey was awarded the Best Guest Actress in a Comedy Series Emmy at last night's Creative Arts Primetime Emmys for her impersonation of Sarah Palin on Saturday Night Live.

In her acceptance speech, Fey thanked SNL producer Lorne Michaels and her parents, "who are lifelong Republicans, for their patience."

Congratulations, Tina! And good luck next weekend.

We try to stay out of the political arena because mixing politics and Hollywood rarely works out, right, Marilyn Monroe?

But this we couldn’t leave alone!

Bristol Palin and her fiancé/baby daddy, Levi Johnston have broken up.

That’s right, folks, there won’t be a shotgun wedding after all.

Bristol, the 18-year-old daughter of fancy pageant walking Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (just evoking her name sends chills up our spine), and Levi have a 2-month-old son named Tripp together.

Babies havin’ babies.

Bristol Palin, the 18-year-old daughter of former vice presidential candidate, Sarah “Mavericky” Palin, has given birth to a son named Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston.

We hope the kid didn’t inherit his grandma’s mental capacity.

The baby daddy is Levi Johnston, also 18, who has been dating Bristol for between one and three years (depending on which report you read) and is still presumably going to marry her because they come from Alaska and there are a lot of shotguns in Alaska.

While Tina Fey joined John McCain last night on Saturday Night Live last night (the only reason we would ever want this campaign to last one second longer than it has to is to keep Fey returning to SNL. She's actually made it watchable again), the real Sarah Palin was making some comedy of her own, without even knowing it.

Not only did Russell Brand’s performance at the MTV Video Music Awards straight up suck; the fallout from his George W. Bush jokes got some crazed, backwoods red-necks so up in arms he received death threats.

All that because he called Dubya a "retard" during the ceremony?

Ummm, Junior is a retard…but we feel bad saying that because it gives retards a bad name.

The much-anticipated episode of Saturday Night Live featuring a guest appearance by Sarah Palin aired last night, and we have to say we were a little disappointed.

After weeks of back and forth, the McCain-Palin campaign has announced Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin WILL be appearing on Saturday Night Live this weekend. The Republicans are pulling out all the stops to try and snag final votes after McCain’s bad showing at the debates. Josh Brolin is hosting to promote his new film W. We wonder how he, a vocal democrat, feels about the show’s new visitor.