Sarah Silverman

March 9, 2009 at 12:06pm PST

“The only thing better than breaking up is going on The View right after you break up,” Kimmel said this morning when he appeared on the morning talk show dressed as Rosie O’Donnell. “It’s really living a dream.”

Because it’s The View, and those women apparently have zero sense of decorum, they immediately barraged him with questions about why he and Sarah Silverman split for a second time.

March 7, 2009 at 2:20pm PST
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We can’t take this rollercoaster of love.

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up for the second time.

The couple went their separate ways in July of last year but got back together a few months later.

Now, their love is dead once again and our heart is a barren wasteland of sorrow.

We loved these two together.

Sniff. Sob. Tear.

-Sasha Perl-Raver

March 2, 2009 at 11:44am PST
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The current economic crisis is no laughing matter and it looks like the recession has finally hit Comedy Central, threatening one of its most popular shows.

Sarah Silverman is one of the three executive producers of her show, The Sarah Silverman Program, who have threatened to stop work on the series due to budget cuts imposed by Comedy Central.

January 9, 2009 at 7:04am PST
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Last night the Critics' Choice Awards were handed out in Santa Monica. We already know who won awards but who deserves a rave for their style sense and who left the red carpet in shame?

Scathing Word of Mouth:

Amanda Bynes: Tsk tsk tsk. We love Amanda Bynes, but her second skin, hot pink Herve Leger dress is way too Streetwalker Barbie. She’s the second coming of Mariah Carey in that outfit… and that is NOT a good thing.

November 20, 2008 at 6:55am PST
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On our way home from dinner Tuesday night we noticed a major hubbub going on at the Chateau Marmont and decided to investigate.

We discovered it was GQ’s Men of the Year Party where stars like Leonardo DiCaprio mingled with Zac Efron while Megan Fox (who arrived with her hottie fiance Brian Austin Green and was honored as GQ’s Obsession of the Year) worked the red carpet next to Elisha Cuthbert (looking like she’s packed on a few pounds) and Rosario Dawson.

October 17, 2008 at 10:51am PST
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Hell to the Yeah!

Our favorite couple, the reigning King and Queen of Comedy, Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together after breaking up in July.

We’re thrilled!

The couple posed for photographs at the Jimmy Kimmel studio's in Hollywood in honor of their reconciliation.

Bow down and hail the return! We don’t know that we’ve ever been this happy to know that two total strangers are having sex.

October 7, 2008 at 12:24pm PST
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They can deny it if they want to, but little birdies are chirping all over the place that Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman are back together!

Exhibit A: These photos of Jimmy and Sarah outside of Howard Stern’s wedding this weekend in New York.

October 4, 2008 at 11:17am PST
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Howard Stern married his fiancé Beth Ostrosky at Le Cirque in Manhattan on Friday night.

Wedding guests included Howard’s co-host, Robin Quivers, Billy Joel, Donald Trump, Sarah Silverman and John Stamos. 

How gorgeous does Beth look making her way in?

Congratulations to the happy couple.

September 30, 2008 at 1:38pm PST
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NOOOOO!

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have crushed our soul and shattered our dreams AGAIN by saying they are not back together after they were spotted holding hands and looking very couple-y after a night of drinking and singing at a Los Angeles karaoke bar.

Their reps say they are just platonic friends.

Oh, really? Oh, okay. NO!

September 29, 2008 at 7:59am PST
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On Friday we said we were still mourning the end of Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel’s relationship. It  was a hard pill for us to swallow and we’ve been holding out hope ever since they announced their split that they would see the light and get back together.

Did they hear our prayers?

Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman were spotted together on Saturday night, holding hands as they left a Thai karaoke bar in Hollywood and looking very much back together!

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