Las Vegas is not a place Lindsay Lohan needs to be.
The thrice-rehabbed 22-year-old starlet was in Sin City on Saturday to attend the opening night of the new burlesque revue Peepshow, starring Scary Spice, Mel B, and soap star/Dancing with the Stars champ Kelly Monaco.
Lindsay was reportedly there to do recon.
Whoa.
We feel like this post should be rated NC-17.
What do you say about a former Spice Girl and soap-star-turned-Dancing-queen prancing around a stage with bedazzled nipples and rhinestone covered coochies?
It must be Vegas.
Mel B (aka Scary Spice) and General Hospital star/Dancing with the Stars Season One winner Kelly Monaco debuted their new revue, The Peep Show, at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas, Nevada this week.