Scrubs

What's with all the celebrity death rumors? Matt Damon: Alive. George Clooney: Alive. Britney Spears: Alive.

Next? Zach Braff: Alive.

David Arquette is a charitable guy, and he knew just where to head for some hefty contributions – his wife.

The actor was collecting donations for the Cheesecake Factory’s Drive Out Hunger Tour, when he made his way over to the set of ABC’s Cougar Town, which stars his wife Courteney Cox Arquette.

Mrs. Arquette and her co-star Busy Phillips donated cans of soup and received slices of red velvet cheesecake for their efforts.

Sounds like a fair trade. Yum!

Some shows just never say die.

After shooting and airing what could have been their finale, Scrubs is returning for one…last…season.

A few months ago, Zach Braff announced his decision to leave the show to focus on his directing career, but ABC must have busted out the big ol’ oversized check book because they wooed him back for at least six episodes. 

Sarah Chalke, whose Lifetime miniseries, Maneater, is rumored to be getting turned into a full-time series, has also signed on for more though no numbers have been finalized.

Friends is being remade as a porno.

Talk about a central perk.

Friends - A XXX Parody, which will hit DVD stores this Summer, was given this synopsis by New Sensations, the studio releasing the movie:

“Hilarity and deep penetration ensues when Freebie accidentally spills the beans about Moanica’s bachelorette party, leading the boys to decide to throw a bigger and raunchier bachelor party.”

The movie is part of spoof collection that includes 30 Rock - A XXX Parody, Scrubs - A XXX Parody and Seinfeld - A XXX Parody.

Courteney Cox is returning to TV in a new show called Cougar Town, a sitcom from the creator of Scrubs. 

Cox will play a 40-year-old mother with a teenage son in the comedy scripted to show the "reality" of motherhood says Bill Lawrence, who produced the medical comedy.

He says, "Forty-year-old women on TV are so beautiful and perfect and wrinkle-free. People don't do the reality of it, and there is a real comedy area about a woman who is talking about Botox, about having sex with the lights on and how her body is changing."

Dirty Sexy Money star William Baldwin and Scrubs star Zach Braff attend the Disney/ABC TCA All Star Party at the Beverly Hilton in Beverly Hills (Scrubs recently made the jump from NBC to ABC).

If you were forced, who would you rather?

Once-upon-a-time hottie William (how much did we all lust for him in the Sliver/Backdraft days?) or scary, buggy-eyed lady killer Zach Braff?