Selma Hayek

Rachel McAdams likes ‘em tall, blonde and brooding.

She’s finally moved on from her on-again, off-again relationship with Ryan Gosling and landed in the arms of studly ladies’ man Josh Lucas.

Mama?

Jeez!

Salma Hayek’s boobs are seriously ginormous.

She was snapped making her way into the Ed Sullivan Theater to tape an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.

Is this just a weird angle or is Selma smuggling a small child in her bra?

Hello, sailor!

We had no idea who this guy was, just that he attended last night’s Rock the Kasbah 2008 fundraising gala for Virgin Unite, a nonprofit foundation of Sir Richard Branson's dedicated to developing sustainable approaches to forgotten and overlooked social and environmental issues, at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel alongside celebs like Charlize Theron, Selma Hayek and Jewel.

Sienna Miller’s craptastic taste must be contagious. She’s like the monkey in Outbreak, spreading the ugly to anyone who comes near her.

Check out Nip/Tuck star Joely Richardson on the red carpet of Sienna’s new film The Edge of Love.

We loooove lamé. We loooove gold. We loooove Joely, but this is a triple whammy of unsightliness and that color does her NO favors.

The only way you can work a dress like that is with a Selma Hayek body and by playing the whole thing up Mommy Dearest-style.

This is just tragic.