sex tape

Between LeAnn Rimes, Lindsay Lohan and Eric Dane, this week was like a celebrity edition of Cops.

Dane, aka Dr. McSteamy on Grey's Anatomy, is under investigation regarding a sex tape he made with his wife, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche, a 25-year-old former Miss U.S. Teen.

Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester is the latest celeb to be caught up in a sex tape scandal.

Now she has something in common with Paris Hilton and Lauren Conrad.

After almost three dull-as-dishwater years of back and forth bickering on The Hills (“There is a sex tape,” “Nuh uh,” “Yuh huh,” “Nuh uh,” “You’re a liar,” “No, you’re a liar”), Spencer Pratt has confessed to masterminding the sex tape scandal between his reality TV co-star Lauren Conrad and her ex-boyfriend, Jason Wahler.

Because anyone cares anymore.

The potential of that sex tape is the only thing that ever made LC even slightly interesting.

Some people would feel burned by love after three failed marriages.

Not Pamela Anderson.

The former Baywatch babe is rumored to be getting ready to walk down the aisle for a fourth time after one of her friends, who happens to be a clothing designer, told people he is working on a new wedding dress for Pammy Pie.

Pammie is currently dating a scuba diver named Jamie Padgett.

This is just getting silly.

The sex tape Adnan Ghalib was supposedly trying to sell two days ago now supposedly doesn’t exist. The round and round of the disappearing tape is making us dizzy and it's all according to Adnan himself. The plundering paparazzo is now saying he never said the tape existed (yeah he did), he also claims he was never trying to sell anything and whoever started these vicious rumors will meet the sharp end of his legal action.

This damn tape is like footage of the Loch Ness Monster or Big Foot; for months we’ve been hearing it exists, but no one seems to have any evidence, and it never actually comes to light.

Adnan Ghalib, the paparazzo who took advantage of Britney when she was at her most vulnerable and had a brief affair with her just before her final, complete meltdown in 2007, says he's looking to sell a two-hour sex tape he made with Spears.

Hmmm, two hours, eh? Are we the only ones who suspect Adnan is more of a two minute brotha? What did they do for the other 118 minutes on the tape?

Mini-Me Verne Troyer leaves last night’s T-mobile afterparty with a lizady on his motor scooter.

Don’t hate the playa, hate the game.

As a personal favor, can we ask that they NOT make a sex tape! We’re still trying to erase that horror from our memory.

How awesome is the decal on the front of Verne’s scooter? Which mullet-ed stud is that; AC Slater or Billy Ray Cyrus?

British tabloids are circulating a report that a sex tape starring Madonna and A-Rod is being shopped around at the bargain price of $2 million.

The footage was supposedly shot two months ago at an apartment the couple used for secret trysts. Dirrrrty.

Madonna is still claiming she and Rodriguez are just “friends.” Really? ‘Cause friends don’t kiss…or doink…or do anything else that is juicy enough to command two million buck-a-roos!

Who wants to see the Mini-Me sex tape?

If you dare...click here.

Sex tapes are a long standing Hollywood tradition. It turns out Marilyn Monroe even appeared in one. And it just sold for $1.5 million!

The fifteen minute grainy, silent, black and white 16mm film shows Marilyn performing oral sex on a man whose face can’t be seen. The FBI considers the tape classified and has the only other copy in existence.