Shannen Doherty

November 19, 2008 at 3:58 AM PST
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-Kicking off where the last show left off, Annie and Naomi meet their half brother, Shawn (Josh Henderson), and bring him right inside to Annie’s birthday party. ‘Cause that wouldn’t be totally awkward. Naomi’s mom Tracy suddenly runs in, totally chipper, with her flowing weave pulled into a side pony. All she needs is a scrunchy to complete the look flying off the side of her head as she giddily yells, “Where’s my SON?

October 15, 2008 at 8:34 AM PST
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We knew this would happen.

90210 producers keep trying to bail water out of their sinking ship, and they’re using a bucket made by nostalgia.

Shannen Doherty has confirmed she will appear in two more episodes of the show after initially signing on for only four appearances. Like we said, they want ShanDo on that wall, they NEED ShanDo on that wall. Without Brenda, Kelly and the hope of Dylan, the show's never going to recoup any money.

October 8, 2008 at 9:22 AM PST
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As the CW continues to pour all they’ve got into keeping 90210 afloat, Jason Priestley has agreed to return for the show's 18th episode this season. Before you get excited, Jason will only be directing. He won’t appear in front of the camera.

This is so wack!

September 17, 2008 at 3:55 AM PST
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Kristen Johnston would totally fit in with the rest of the frighteningly emaciated cast of 90210. She could play Jessica Stroup’s pro-ana coach. (Sidenote: Is it just us or was last night's show even worse? We had a severe case of second hand embarrassment for the entire cast and Shannen Doherty's grill is so busted she looks British.)

Kristen, 40, was spotted walking her dog in NYC's West Village on Monday afternoon looking disturbingly skinny.

Original 90210 Intro

Monday September 15, 2008
We are so throughly disappointed at the overwhelming suckiness of the new 90210 that we needed to cleanse our palate. May we present the brilliant OG 90210 intro. They just don't make 'em like they used to.
September 14, 2008 at 2:57 AM PST
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Wow, 90210 bosses know they’re in deep, dark dodo. Shannen Doherty initially said she would not appear on anymore episodes than the four she’s already shot, calling it a “thank you” to her fans.

But now there’s a rumbling she might become a regular guest star on the show,

They want ShanDo on that wall, they need ShanDo on that wall!

The CW knows they have a dud on their hands and have to rely on nostalgia to carry them through for at least a year in the hopes of recouping some dough.

90210 is going down like the Titanic.

September 12, 2008 at 6:58 AM PST
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In a desperate stab at publicity to spike their ratings, 90210 insiders are announcing next week’ s episode will reveal the identity of Kelly’s 4-year-old son Sammy's father. 

Apparently Brenda (Shannen Doherty) and Kelly (Jennie Garth) get into a heavy conversation about Sammy’s dad and ShanDo gets to spill the beans.

September 12, 2008 at 5:29 AM PST
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90210 is already slipping in the ratings and now one of the few reasons to watch, Shannen Doherty, has announced that after her four episode run, she will not be signing on for future episodes.

The announcement follows her co-star Jennie Garth agreeing to add another five episodes to her stint on show. She knows they need her. Jennie is kind of the Heather Locklear of Melrose Place on the new 90210.

September 5, 2008 at 8:49 AM PST
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Shannen  Doherty knows how to make 90210 better. Bring on the BAG!

September 5, 2008 at 2:05 AM PST
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After appearing on The Late Show with David Letterman to promote her much hyped return to 90210, Shannen Doherty hosts Gen Art's 14th Annual "Fresh Faces In Fashion-Designers To Watch" Event in Manhattan last night.

If any of those designers to watch are responsible for her dress, you need to watch out; that get up is terrible. She looks fat, dumpy and like she’s trying to dress up her grandma’s nightie.

You wanna know how talented baby daddy Justin Timberlake is? He doesn't need a week of prep and an hour and a half to host Saturday Night Live; give him three minutes and a chair and he still does a better job as host AND musical guest than just about anyone else in recent memory (Tina Fey doesn't count and homegirl can't sing). We are a little sad we didn't get to see him do more of the Barry Gibb Talk Show though. It's not the same without Jimmy Fallon trying to keep it together...and failing.

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What happened to Mariah Carey's voice? Her rendition of "Hero" on X Factor, Simon Cowell's British version of American Idol, was so bad it would've gotten her kicked off the show if she was a contestant. We actually would love to hear the Idol crew critique this train wreck. It's more than a little pitchy, dawg, it's a cryin' shame. She goes for the gusto (and sorta succeeds) at the end but fifteen octave Mariah is dead. All that remains are her hand-waving antics and inappropriately immature hoochie dresses. (Seriously, is she going to prom after the show or the Pimp and Ho Ball?)

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We bow at the altar of Janice Dickinson (afterall, she is the World's First Supermodel) so we say this with love and reverance...WHAT THE EFF ARE YOU DOING ON A DAYTIME COURT SHOW???? It appears Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency cast off and reject, Brian Kehoe (we HATE Kehoe) took his former agent to court but the only court his broke, publicity starved ass could muster was Christina's Court. Damn, dude! You couldn't even swing Judge Milian? We are SHOCKED Janice agreed to stoop to such lowly levels.

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Forget Town Hall Meetings and Debates, maybe what we needed all along was a Presdential Dance Off. Don't forget to get out and vote today! And then do The Worm in your candidate's honor.



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