Slash

Allison Iraheta, Adam Lambert, Kris Allen and Danny Gokey comprise this season’s final four.

Taking the stages to sing with Slash and the band, Kris, again, just can’t rise to the occasion, Danny grunts and shoves out the best notes he can, which aren’t that good, while Adam and Allison own the song.

Before anyone was announced safe, Paula Abdul left her judge’s chair to perform her new single “I’m Just Here for the Music.”

We thought they didn’t allow lipsyncing on Idol.

It’s Rock Week, bitches.

For the first time, the final four were paired up to sing duets as Guns n’ Roses guitarist Slash put them through their paces at the Roxy with a full band and none of the usual soft light, hand-holding, Barry Manilow, “Let’s all sing Kum Ba Yah” and try to impress Randy antics Idol is so prone to.

For the longest time, we thought this movie was a Rob Reiner-esque joke.

In fact, there is a Robb Reiner in the movie, but he’s got two B’s in his name and he’s not a director; he’s a drummer impresario. And much to our delight, there is an amp which goes all the way to eleven.

But Anvil! The Story of Anvil is actually a documentary about the greatest metal band you’ve never heard of.