Step Up 2: The Streets

Lewis Carroll’s famous nonsense verse Jabbawocky warns, “Beware the Jabberwock, my son!”

Did he mean to say, “Don’t get next to that fire because you’ll get burned?" If he was talking about the JabbawockeeZ, we think he was.

As we hoped, Step Up 2: The Streets stars Robert Hoffman and Briana Evigan won the MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss last night.

Sadly, their acceptance speech was awkward, stilted and uncomfortable.

Briana lacks charisma and professionalism; we fear she’ll recede into the ether soon. And our Robbie, as hot and funny as he can be, came off like a drunk frat boy…not that there’s anything wrong with that, in fact, we loooove drunk frat boys, we’re just trying to be descriptive.

We had a very eventful night.

After our sighting of the Dalai Lama (amazing), we made our way to the premiere of Don’t Mess with the Zohan (which we’ll tell you all about after we go to the junket this weekend and get a few questions answered).

We left the premiere at Mann’s Chinese and found another group of Buddhist monks (Is there a convention in town?) trying to get snapshots of Adam Sandler.

Everyone is a paparazzo these days.