Steve Carell

Imagine a bubble bath, some candlelight and the low rumblings of Mister Barry White.

Sexy, right?

Now toss in a couple dripping wet and making out.

Ooooo, very Harlequin romance novel.

But we forgot to mention, the couple making out is Cloris Leachman and Jack Black.

Ummmm, ew.

Ewwwww.

We feel dirty.

Granted, her birthday isn’t until November 23rd, but when you’re Hannah Montana you get to do whatever the hell you want.

Miley Cyrus kicked off her birthday celebration over a month early with a massive party at Disneyland. (Apparently, the early shindig was both to accommodate Miley’s schedule and to beat the annual holiday decorating at the theme park.)

Disneyland closed early for the 5,000 people who spent $250 each for a chance to take part in the “Miley's Sweet 16: Share the Celebration” party that lasted until 11pm. (So late on a school night?)