Stevie Wonder

Ticketless fans have been warned to stay away from Michael Jackson's star-studded memorial service amid fears of riots.

Los Angeles police have urged people not to head to the Staples Center in the city's downtown area for tomorrow's event unless they are guaranteed entry.

Authorities fear that up to one million fans will descend on the city.

More than 1.6 million people entered a lottery to get tickets, but only 17,500 were successful.

Before announcing the bottom three on last night’s elimination show, Ruben Studdard took the Idol stage and it was pathetic. He’s the American Idol cautionary tale, proving that even if you win, you might not be a winner. 

When Ryan announced the first singer in the bottom three, we almost choked on our TV dinner. It was our boy Matt Giraud.

WHAT?!?!?!

America is out of their damn minds. Last week it was Alison, this week Matt. What’s wrong with people? He was amazing.

Last night’s Grammys was a mix of good (T.I. and JT bringing all that baby daddy goodness to one performance), the bad (when is Katy Perry’s fifteen minutes of one-hit wonderfulness going to be up?) and the ugly (Natalie Cole, we need to talk).

U2 kicks things off with “Get On Your Boots” accompanied by a jumbotron with their lyrics. “It’s Karaoke. Alright!” our friend Natalie enthuses. We lack her keenness. The Edge is still jamming but the boys aren’t in Joshua Tree anymore. They’re starting to really show their age.