Surfer Dude

Let's get the painful worst out of the way first so we can end this year on the high note of what was great.

Worst
1. Hounddog
A terribly written, amateurishly directed, horrendously acted, self-important parable about lost innocence rife with Adam and Eve symbolism; the film’s major claim to fame is the rape of 12-year-old Dakota Fanning. To call it offensively bad is to be kind. 

Surfer, Dude is, quite simply, one of the worst movies ever made. It makes Blue Crush look like Citizen Kane.

New dad Matthew McConaughey hangs ten in Malibu. What’s with the rash guard? Why is McConaughey covering up his money maker, that fine body of his?

Is this what fatherhood has turned him into? Selfish, selfish, selfish.

Matthew’s new movie Surfer, Dude is set to hit theaters this fall. We watched the trailer on YouTube and, we’re sad to report, it looks about as enjoyable and stimulating as a debate with Paris Hilton about the virtue of low-lights vs. high-lights.