Susan Sarandon

Yes, that's a terribly misleading headline, but go with us here.

Oscar-winner Susan Sarandon was enjoying a night out at New York burlesque club The Box this past Thursday when a performer suddenly vomited all over her.

We're hoping that wasn't actually part of the show. Puke is not sexy.

"She actually handled it very well," a source told the New York Post. "She was laughing while a bunch of guys came over to towel her off."

Whoa! Twenty-three years is a long time. That's how long Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins were together. Sarandon's publicist announced today that they've split up.

No reason was given, and she said that there would be no further comments about it. Good for them for keeping things private, or bad for us, right?

True Blood co-stars Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer are dating. 

Moyer announced their relationship to TV Guide Magazine saying, “We are together... We’re very, very happy. She’s the best.”

Moyer admits he fell for Paquin when they were auditioning, but they decided to keep their romance a secret.

Last night, the stars came out for the Montblanc Signature for Good Charity event at Paramount Studios.

By good, did they mean good style? Because there was some major fierceness on the red carpet.

Dita Von Teese, Milla Jovovich and Marcia Cross were some of the night’s fabulous stand outs of the evening which benefited UNICEF’s fight against illiteracy.

Susan Sarandon, on the other hand, in a shapeless, maroon, crushed velvet, off the shoulder mumu needed a school yard spelling lesson.

Let’s help her out, shall we?

Two-time Pulitzer Prize winning author John Updike has died from lung cancer at the age of 76.

Updike published more than 50 books during a career spanning six decades, won numerous awards, was a regular fixture on best-seller lists and had his work immortalized in celluloid in 1987 when his book The Witches of Eastwick was adapted into a film starring Jack Nicholson, Susan Sarandon, Michelle Pfeiffer and Cher.

His death was announced on Tuesday in a statement from his publisher Alfred A. Knopf.

RIP, John.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Earlier in the week we noticed that the A-list celebrity factor at this year's Sundance Film Festival seemed to be somewhat lacking. Our guess is everyone is flocking to Washington D.C. to witness Tuesday's historic inauguration of Barack Obama, but that doesn't mean Sundance is star-free.

And where's the best place to see stars?

Gift suites!

Word on the street is Kevin Costner, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon are getting ready to dust off their Louisville sluggers, oil those mitts and step back up to the plate.

A sequel of their 1988 hit Bull Durham is reportedly in the works.

No!

This smacks of Blues Brothers 2000. Why tarnish the memory of something great but trying to recreate the magic it had the first time around? It never works!