Tara Reid

It’s the end of an era.

Teen fans will have to find a new place to shriek, weep and squeal.

MTV’s TRL aired its final show on Sunday and they went out with a star studded bang. “Total Finale Live,” taped as all the shows had at MTV Studios in Times Square featured 50 Cent, Justin Timberlake and Beyoncé Knowles.

Justin Timberlake told Carson Daly, whose glory days (including an engagement to Tara Reid) were when he was hosting the show, “This is like a big high school reunion in a way,” JT said. “We kind of all grew up together.”

Former Desperate Housewives star Jesse Metcalfe is lucky to be alive.

The male Tara Reid (although he was never really as famous as Tara which makes him even more tragic) is recovering in a London hospital after falling 40 feet from a balcony in Monaco on Sunday night. Metcalfe reportedly hit his head and was left unconscious after slipping between a gap in a pathway at an afterparty following the World Music Awards.

In an effort to salvage her career as an actress (yeah, right), Tara Reid is giving up the only thing that’s been paying her bills recently; she’s dropped her booking agent and with it, she hopes, the party girl stigma that cloaks her like cheap perfume.

Poor Tara Reid. She’s not even a hot mess; she’s just a messy, funky, puke-in-the-hair mess.

The former actress attended last night’s premiere of The Women in Los Angeles. Why? She’s not in it, we doubt she’s friends with Meg Ryan or Annette Benning and there’s really no place for her on the red carpet anymore. She hasn’t acted in years, she’s reportedly a raging alcoholic and she looks like a reheated poopburger.