Taryn Manning

Brittany Murphy has joined the cast of The Expendables, a new film written, directed and stars Sylvester Stallone.

What idiot actually believes an audience has any interest in watching that chick on screen?

The film, which also stars Jason Statham (hubba hubba), Mickey Rourke, Jet Li and Dolph Lundgren, is about a team of mercenaries sent to South America to overthrow a dictator.

She is one!

We’ve been wondering why Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen has begun resembling early Debbie Harry/Courtney Love/Sid’s Nancy and it’s because she’s harboring delusions of grandeur for her big rock career.

Why can’t successful actors leave well enough alone and be happy with their singular career (cough, Joaquin Phoenix)?

Why do they all want to be rock stars too (ahem, Kevin Costner)?

Now Taylor Momsen is joining in the unoriginality. 

Taryn Manning was snapped being helped out of the Chateau Marmont after a Halloween party on Saturday so totally wasted, her friends had to hold her up. Luckily she didn’t have to walk because she was on rollerskates so her band of marauding sluts just had to wheel her around. Good thinkin’.

Taryn Manning and her sixhead (‘cause it ain’t a forehead or even a fivehead) enjoys a night out at new Hollywood hotspot Coco de Ville.

We have never been able to understand how this girl has a career. Watching her act is about as enjoyable as a root canal, and we find her as physically alluring as a herpes sore.

Maxim recently voted her #60 on their Hot 100 List for 2008. Ummm, why?

We just don’t get it.