tattoos

If you want to date Megan Fox, you better have some ink.

The actress has revealed that what she really looks for in a man is body art.

“I have 8 tattoos,” the Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen star has said. “My boyfriends are all required to have one...If they don’t have one yet, I make them get a tattoo of my name or face."

Doesn't she know getting a significant other's name tattooed on you is the quickest way to jinx a relationship?

We have been as stumped over Heidi Klum’s tattoo and ever since we first noticed she had defiled her pristine, glorious body, with odd, squiggly, hard to conceal body art that isn’t ugly as much as it is odd.

After months of speculation, the mystery of the cryptic tattoos meaning has been revealed: it’s an abstract inscription to her husband Seal and their family.

Awww, Jonah Hill wears his heart on his sleeve.

The Superbad star showed off his new tattoo while running errands in West Hollywood on Thursday. Inside the heart, it reads “Nancy Rules.”

We don’t know about Nancy ruling but we do know a rule about name tattoos: They are usually the redneck kiss of death for a relationship.

Remember the tattoo we spotted on Heidi “The Mighty” Klum at last week’s Peabody Awards.

We weren’t sure if it was real or not but today Heidi was snapped in Manhattan, and it’s still on her right forearm, which, we’re assuming, means it’s real. Otherwise, it's the longest lasting press-on tattoo in the world.

Oh, Heidi. Why? You were glorious. Now, when you’re 60, you’ll look like a trucker’s wife with a prison tat.

Blechhh.

Heidi “The Mighty" Klum arrives at the 67th Annual Peabody Awards at the Waldorf Astoria Hotel in New York looking like Veronica Lake incarnate – but better. She looks absolutely flawless…except for something curious on her arm.

Heidi was rocking some fresh ink on her right inner forearm.

We don’t know whether the tattoo is real or painted on, but it looks like three stars (we’re guessing one for each of her children), followed by a peak, a valley and two waves cresting together. Perhaps a metaphoric ode to her life with husband Seal?