Taylor Momsen

No, she's not in Twilight, but you would never know from the looks of this dress that Taylor Momsen wore to cheer on her TV brother, Penn Badgley, at the premiere of The Stepfather.

It seems Little J does not subscribe to the Peter Pan school of eternal youth.

Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen has revealed that she can't stand being 16 and is ready to grow up. As if the ridiculous hooker outfits and raccoon eye makeup hadn't alerted us to this fact already.

Taylor Momsen, who plays Jenny in Gossip Girl, is all grown up and into punk rock, and dammit if people don't realize it.

In an interview with Teen Vogue, Taylor discussed writing her own songs for her recently signed band, The Pretty Reckless.

Sarah Michelle Gellar, who was extra careful to make sure no one got a glimpse of her new pregnant belly, was snapped on location for her new film, The Wonderful Maladys, on the Upper West Side of Manhattan yesterday.

With those Shaggy Dog bangs, she’s giving us flashbacks of Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen.

So, who wears her hair botox best?

New soon-to-be mom SMG?

Or Debbie Harry/Courtney Love wannabe Momsen?

—Sasha Perl-Raver

With the same uber-bleached hair over the eyes, flaming red lips scrawny frame and pasty pallor, Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen at Friday’s launch of Carrera’s new sunglass line and Mary-Kate Olsen at Sunday’s 125th Anniversary season gala of the Metropolitan Opera are almost interchangeable.

Is this the Twilight look?

We are not loving it.

The undead are un-fabulous when they hit the red carpet. Both these girls need a hefty meal and a new stylist.

—Sasha Perl-Raver

Taylor Momsen’s bangs are out of control!

She looks like a friggin’ sheep dog about to compete at Westminster.

Taylor was snapped, along with her TV brother and dad, Penn Badgley and Matthew Settle, on the set of Gossip Girl as they shot on the Upper East Side of Manhattan this morning.

Give that poor girl a trim before she starts bumping into walls.

 —Sasha Perl-Raver

She is one!

We’ve been wondering why Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen has begun resembling early Debbie Harry/Courtney Love/Sid’s Nancy and it’s because she’s harboring delusions of grandeur for her big rock career.

Why can’t successful actors leave well enough alone and be happy with their singular career (cough, Joaquin Phoenix)?

Why do they all want to be rock stars too (ahem, Kevin Costner)?

Now Taylor Momsen is joining in the unoriginality. 

Why is Taylor Momsen morphing into a bizarre amalgam of Courtney Love and Nancy Spungen of Sid and Nancy?

Yesterday she was snapped on the set of Gossip Girl, sipping the de rigueur Sugar free Red Bull and punk rocked out to death.

Little J needs to soften up a little bit.

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Sigh.

Taylor Momsen is a lovely girl who consistently wears some of the most revolting outfits imaginable.

We can’t decipher if she’s trying too hard, being guided by evil stylists or simply acting her 16-year-old age but, once again, she manages to blow our mind with the ugliness.

Taylor arrived at the Bryant Park tents for Fashion Week yesterday in a shrunken leather jacket, cloggish-booties and a cupcake of a dress that looked like it was sprouting mold.

We give that outfit an F.

xoxo
The Sauce

–Sasha Perl-Raver

Who did Little J piss of in the wardrobe department?

Taylor Momsen was snapped on the set of Gossip Girl in Manhattan on Friday with hair so bleached, it was white, a beige beaded mini dress, black leather jacket and some seriously questionable sunglasses.

Unless those were purchased at the $10 stalls on Canal Street, there’s no excuse for them. And, even so, they’re still not okay.