Ted McGinely

The Curtain Rises on Dancing with the Stars

September 23, 2008 at 7:24am PST

Tags: Brooke Burke, Cheryl Burke, Cloris Leachman, Dancing with the Stars, David Charvet, Derek Hough, Lance Bass, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Misty May Treanor, N SYNC, Rocco DiSpirito, So You Think You Can Dance, Susan Lucci, Ted McGinely, toni braxton, Warren Sapp

Last night, Dancing with the Stars returned with a two hour spectacular and within the show’s first minute we already have a problem. Can anyone tell Cody Linley apart from Derek Hough? Those boys were separated at birth by an eyebrow. And really, Lance Bass couldn’t dress for the occasion? Every other guy is decked out, Mr. *N SNYC is in a t-shirt and vest. Boo. Misty May looks HOT and Kim Kardashian looks like the whore she is. Let's take this party to the dance floor.

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