Teri Hatcher

The New York City Marthon was this weekend and the stars came out for it (some of them anyway).

Edward Norton and Anthony Edwards, who are in better shape than we ever thought, finished in under four hours, and Alanis Morisette came in just under four-and-a-half.

Uh, sort of. So you may have already heard that there's going to be a plane crash on Wisteria Lane over at Desperate Housewives. The constant murders, suicides, car accidents, and, oh yeah, the tornado weren't enough. Now an actual plane is going to crash onto the street.

We haven't always been Teri Hatcher's biggest fan around here, but this weekend she raised $20,000 at a garage sale for charity, so we can't really argue with that. (Last time we had a garage sale, we barely reached $100, so we'll give her some credit!)

Hatcher was going through old junk (and by junk we mean expensive clothes and purses she probably never used), when her daughter Emerson had the idea to throw a garage sale.

Do you smell that?

It’s desperation and Teri Hatcher reeks of it.

Last night Teri took her daughter to the premiere of Hannah Montana: The Movie at the El Capitan Theater in Hollywood.

Poor Teri can’t even contort her face into a smile anymore.

Is she grimacing in pain or attempting to facially articulate joy?

Either way, she’ scaring us.

—Sasha Perl-Raver