The Bachelorette

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Our man Graham and the cutest puppy we’ve ever seen. We need a moment!

The Bachelorette’s Graham Bunn attended last night’s Bideawee’s First Annual StarPet contest in New York City benefitting Bideawee, a fantastic animal organization that works to promote and support safe, loving, long-term relationships between people and companion animals.

The most recent Bachelorette couple, DeAnna Pappas and her fiancé Jesse Csincsak, have broken up.

Well, we know it’s not because she’s dating Jeremy (DeAnna is a flippin’ idiot).

We are vomiting all over ourselves right now!

Are you kidding? How the eff does this chick do it?!?!?!

Former Danity Kane slut, Aubrey Ho’Day, hosted a Halloween party at Tabu Ultra Lounge in Las Vegas this weekend. O’Day arrived dressed as Ariel from The Little Mermaid and who was her Prince Eric???

Jeremy!

Who wouldn’t make love in da club with this man?

Swoon.

Usher performed at the NFL Opening Kickoff 2008 Celebration which shut down New York City’s  Columbus Circle. There were performances by Usher, Keith Urban and Natasha Bedingfield. OMG, “Soulmate,” Natasha’s song from The Bachelorette, just thinking about it gives us chills.

Speaking of chills, the idea of seeing Usher perform live…we’re getting the quivers. Love him! And how foxy is that suit?

Usher keeps it tight and right.

WHY?!?!?!

Instead of Jeremy or Graham, two of the foxiest men around, freaky-non-blinking-sappy-puppy-dog-let’s-play-leap-frog Jason will be the new Bachelor.

Yuck!

Jason Mesnick,32, was rejected by DeAnna Pappas on last season’s finale of The Bachelorette. Grrrreat, thanks DeAnna. Because of you and your craptastic taste we have to suffer through a season with Jason, the sad sack single father who whines ad nauseum about how badly he’s been hurt so he “forgot” how to love. Gag, choke, barf! He is sooooo repellent.

Okay, so we’re less than ecstatic that Graham found himself a new lady because we hoped we could fill that void...

But one look at that face and all is forgiven. Hello!

And the best part is his face is the weak link in the equation. His body is the most ridiculous thing we’ve ever seen! The producers should have mandated 24 hour shirtless time for Graham on The Bachelorette!

Swoontastic.

Not long ago, our Monday nights were reserved for Graham and Jeremy, our two favorite bachelors who unbelievably got kicked to the curb by DeAnna Pappas on The Bachelorette.

In our heart of hearts, we truly felt Graham had been voted off the island because he was destined to be with us. And now we see this.

Ewwwwwwww.

Another one bites the dust. Chalk The Bachelor: London Calling up with all the other unsuccessful couplings birthed by ABC’s The Bachelor.

Matt Grant, 27, and fiancée fame whore, Shayne Lamas, 22, have broken up.

“We tried hard to make it work, but we realized that we were both heading in different directions,” said a joint statement. “We truly care about each other and will remain close friends.”

Riiiight.

Last night, DeAnna Pappas bestowed her final rose on the man she’s fallen in love with, a man she plans on marrying and spending the rest of her life with, a man NO ONE expected her to choose: Jesse, the snowboarder from Colorado with the coolest parents in the world.

That meant Jason — clingy, needy single father from Seattle Jason — was left out in the cold.

Sucks to be you, buddy. Go find some other woman to torture with games of leapfrog and hour-long staring contests (did you notice he never blinked?).

We. Have. No. Words.

DeAnna Pappas is officially the stupidest woman in the world. Last week she voted Graham off the island and this week…we don’t even know that we can say it…she…she…sent Jeremy home.

There’s no point in watching the show anymore. DeAnna is a self-involved, entitled, princess-y little bitch. We’re over her. The show is down to sickingly sweet puppy dog and single dad Jason (gag) and snowboarder Jesse. Boooooring.