The City

March 20, 2009 at 5:44am PST
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According to reports, Robert Buckley has been getting sassy with reality whore Whitney Port ever since her on-camera breakup with Australian model-singer guy, Jay Lyon.

We always liked Whitney when she was on The Hills, probably because she was best out of a bad bunch. Now that she’s the reason for that drivel The City, we kind of hate her. Add to it she might be enjoying some Buck-Me and we’re abouts to cut a bitch. Ya' heard!

December 23, 2008 at 2:05pm PST
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Even though we know he has herpes (seriously, we were told by one of his closest homies) we can’t help but lust after Brody Jenner.

He’s an unapologetic dingleberry but he’s so hot, we almost don’t care.

Brody attended last night’s finale party for The Hills at Tavern on the Green in Manhattan.

His new show, Bromance – which looks terrible beyond words - about his quest for a new wingman, premieres on MTV December 29th, the same night The City, Whitney Port’s Hills spin-off, debuts.

December 23, 2008 at 9:38am PST
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It’s safe to say that The Hills is circling the drain.

Viewership is down in their target demographic over 26% and MTV is already hedging their bets by giving Whitney her own spin off, The City (even though Whitney is the only one we don’t despise, that gets a big ol’ yawn from us) while Brody and Frankie are bouncing off to their show Bromance (barf).

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