The Cooler

July 28, 2008 at 10:20am PST

Tags: A History of Violence, Botox, Carmen Electra, ER, Joan Allen, Maria Bello, The Cooler, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor

Photos: splashnewsonline.com

Can…barely…move…eyebrow. Must…try…to…smile. Face…too…stiff.

At first, we couldn’t even tell who this was. Any guesses?

It’s Maria Bello at the premiere of her new film, The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor. Apparently, Maria’s been making trips to Joan Allen’s dermatologist.

Remember when Maria was on ER and could actually register emotion?

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