The Hills

Spencer has turned to his last shred of hope to keep his celebrity alive today by basically Twitter-ing all day long.

This morning he addressed his main problem: "Booking my room Roosevelt Hotel Hollywood now that I have no place to live I think I should just move in there today stay near the action." And yes, that's verbatim.

Did anyone see this one coming? Heidi and Spencer always seemed like they were such a solid power couple, didn't they?

Uh, we're kidding obviously. Heidi has reportedly moved out of the house she and Spencer share and is looking for a new place to live.

Will Heidi Montag ever just go away quietly? Everything is drama with her and her idiot husband.

This week, her mother showed up at her house unannounced, and she called the police because she didn't want to see her.

News flash, Heidi: that's what moms do - appear when you don't want them to. And let's face it, you've given her plenty of reasons to be worried. (See also: idiot husband.)

Heidi Montag went on Ryan Seacrest's radio show yesterday and said that she and Spencer Pratt are thinking of moving to Costa Rica.

She said: "It's a new change, it's a new life. I think we've had so much going on and so much craziness, that we just need to transition."

We are in full support of this decision. In fact we will help you pack. Just make your move quickly and don't look back!

The Hills and Scrubs now have more in common than just being highly scripted television shows: They've both been canceled.

MTV has announced that this season of The Hills, its seventh (we know, we can't believe it either), will also be its last.

It's the battle of the reality stars, each wearing a sparkly one-shoulder Brian Lichtenberg dress, in a real meeting of the minds.

In one corner, we have Stephanie Pratt in the black version, and in the other it's Paris Hilton in the blue.

Pratt clutters the dress with a lot of clunky jewelry, and there's something about the way it's fitting on her that we don't like.

Now we hate to give Paris any credit, but despite the awful shoes, she does wear the dress well. It suits her and she's styled well.

That noise you heard was millions of English majors groaning.

Former The Hills star Lauren Conrad is once again a New York Times bestselling author as her second book, Sweet Little Lies: An L.A. Candy Novel, has topped the list. Her first novel, L.A. Candy, was released this past May.

The guidos and guidettes are getting greedy.

The cast of Jersey Shore, MTV's runaway hit, are reportedly asking for $10,000 per episode for the show's second season.

Oh, Heidi. Where do we even start?

On November 20th, Heidi Montag, the better half (is there one?) of Speidi had ten, count them, ten plastic surgery procedures done. But she's not addicted to it.

She got a mini brow lift, Botox in her forehead, a revision to her previous nose job, fat injections in her cheeks and lips, chin reduction, neck liposuction, ears pinned back, a revision to her breast augmentation, liposuction on her waist and thighs, and a buttocks augmentation.

Spencer Pratt says that he's so worried about his wife Heidi's desire to have a baby, that he's barely having sex with her these days.

All we can say is: thank you!