The Spirit

We hate when this happens.

Scarlett Johansson arrived on the red carpet of her new film The Spirit on Wednesday and she looked absolutely stunning (minus the odd pursing of the lips. What's goin' on there?).

The HoJo was so foxy, in fact, her co-star, smokeshow Gabriel Macht (who’s married to Real World: London alum Jacinda Barrett) got a little handsy when they posed together.

Hello, side boob cupping action.

Not that the HoJo seems to mind.

Sarah Paulson attended the premiere of her new film The Spirit at Grauman’s Chinese Theater in Hollywood last night looking like she’s got a bit of the Jennifer Connelly/90210 syndrome.

When did she get so thin?

Her face is so gaunt we fear she’s hiding some serious boniness under her questionable calf length dress.

Are you okay, Sarah?

Jesus! Are they trying to blind us?

Scarlett HoJo Johansson, Samuel L. Jackson and Eva Mendes pose together at the Berlin photo call of their new film The Spirit on Monday, creating one of the most violently ugly optical assaults we’ve been inflicted with in a long time.

Question: Why is Samuel L. Jackson wearing velvet pants?

We know he’s a bad mo-fo but his Hefner-esque flared pajama-looking shiny pants paired with a sweater that would make Mister Furley gag is a 9.6 on the Richter Scale of Ugly.

Scarlett Johansson, or, at least, a very realistic looking blow up doll/mannequin of her, attended last night's launch party for her new film The Spirit.

Tyra needs to teach her to smile with the eyes. We see the Vacancy sign, big time.

We are hating the 1950s housewife look she's trying to work, and not just because it's the HoJo, but because it's just ugly.

The new brown-ish locks aren't doing it for us either.