The View

“The only thing better than breaking up is going on The View right after you break up,” Kimmel said this morning when he appeared on the morning talk show dressed as Rosie O’Donnell. “It’s really living a dream.”

Because it’s The View, and those women apparently have zero sense of decorum, they immediately barraged him with questions about why he and Sarah Silverman split for a second time.

While we were worrying about Tracy Morgan’s poor fish after a fire was sparked in his apartment due to a faulty light bulb in his fish tank, his neighbor and onscreen wife Sherri Shepherd was worrying about her wigs.

The sprinklers set off in Tracy’s apartment flooded Sherri’s home and her first thought was her collection of wigs.

“Baby, get all my hair,” she told her son when he called to say water was seeping through their ceiling. “Baby, I can’t live without my hair.”

Nice.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is going to spread the righteous word for God and Republicans no matter what it takes.

Even if that means giving birth to her own mini-congregation.

The most annoying co-host of The View (which is like being the biggest hick at a redneck contest) is expecting her third child with her football star husband Tim Hasselbeck.

She announced the pregnancy on the talk show and said she’s due in August.

We cannot stand Debbie Matenopoulos.

Ever since her babbling days on The View (compared to her, Elisabeth Hasselbeck looks like a Nobel Laureate), Matenopoulos has ridden our last nerve.

Having said that, even we wouldn’t wish this kind of agony on her.

Debbie’s husband of five years, music exec Jay Faires, has filed for divorce citing irreconcilable differences and requesting the court not award his future ex-wife any spousal support.

Here’s what makes this dumping so brutal: She found out about it the same way we did…on the internet.

Barbara Walters’s is undoubtedly one of the more unflappable journalists. It takes a lot to knock the socks off of a woman who’s been flirted with by Fidel Castro and rubbed noses with the Dalai Lama but her interview with the infamous “pregnant man” Thomas Beatie “floored her.”

Why?

Beatie announced he’s pregnant again.

We’re shocked Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s puritanical, right–wing head didn’t explode.

George Hamilton, arriving for an appearance of the Today Show this morning to promote his new book “Burnt to a Crisp.”

Seriously, we feel like we got skin cancer just looking at this photo.

Actually, the book is titled “Don’t Mind If I Do,” and it recounts such adventures as his sexual exploits with his 28-year old stepmother when he was just 12. During his appearance later in the day on The View, the ladies said he’d been molested, and George replied, “I was molested? I am down for it again!”

She’s baaack!

Elisabeth Hasselbeck better hide under the covers because here comes Rosie!

Rosie O’Donnell has finalized plans for a one-hour special set to air on NBC the night before Thanksgiving. If it has a good showing, guess who’s moving to primetime?

Rosie O’Donnell has finalized plans for a one-hour special set to air on NBC the night before Thanksgiving. Ummm, excuse us, but how does that make it any different from a show like Jimmy Kimmel or Live with Regis and Kelly except that it’ll be on during the ad-sales friendly hours of 8-11pm?

Star Jones, former co-host of The View and beard to Al Reynolds, has a new boyfriend.

What man is stupid enough to date that grating, obnoxious heifer, you ask? Herb Wilson, the executive chef at Manhattan’s Soho and Tribeca Grand hotels. The two were spotted making kissy faces (barf) at the US Open this week.

Good call; a chef for the woman who denied having gastric bypass for years. Nothing says I love you like gaining 80 pounds. 

Jones, 46, and her husband of 3 1/2 years, Al Reynolds, 38, filed for divorce in March.

Denise Richards visited The View this morning to promote her new reality show It's Complicated.

Things got a little more complicated when Whoopi question Denise's decision to include her children on the show, after Richards claims she wants to "protect" them.

When Whoopi calls Denise "Ma'am"? Yeesh. And then Denise plays the "I did this show for my dead mother" card. Tense, uncomfortable and awkward.