Tim Burton

These are the first glimpses of Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland, which is based on Lewis Carroll’s famous novel.

Johnny Depp will play the Mad Hatter, Burton’s girlfriend, Helena Bonham Carter is the Red Queen and Anne Hathaway will star as the White Queen.

Looks like this has typical creepy Burton all over it. A little Sweeny Todd mixed with Edward Scissorhands – both which starred Depp.

The film opens in March 2010.

Mark this on your calendar; you don’t want to be late for this very important date.

Anne Hathaway (who we saw at the Four Seasons yesterday and is so much tinier, shorter and more frail-looking than we ever would have imagined) is set to join Johnny Depp, and Helena Bonham Carter, in director Tim Burton's adaptation of Alice In Wonderland.

Anne will appear as the White Queen opposite Bonham Carter's Red Queen.

Australian newcomer, Mia Wasikowska, is starring as Alice, while Depp will play the Mad Hatter.

In these troubled financial times, you need all the safe bets you can muster.

Given the success of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise, Disney chairman Dick Cook held a press conference at Los Angeles' Kodak Theatre on Wednesday to announce the studio’s plans for three upcoming films, all centered around Johnny Depp, the Mouse’s new cash cow.

Thank God they didn’t think those movies succeeded because of Orlando Bloom or Keira Knightley. (Is it just us or is she getting screechier?)

What the hell is Eva Mendes wearing?

Are those staples? It’s Hansel and Gretel meets Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas. Who lied to her and said she should wear that?

OMG, we just puked a little bit.

What’s even worse is, Eva wore this to the 30 Days of Fashion and Beauty official launch party at the Intercontinental Hotel in Sydney, Australia. That dress isn’t even three seconds of fashion OR beauty. It’s a lifetime of “Eeeeeeek! NO! Help me!”