Tom Waits

December 16, 2008 at 11:56am PST

Tags: Anywhere I Lay My Head, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Waits, Woody Allen

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The HoJo still wants to make music.

Even though she’s terrible at it.

Her first crash-and-burn album, Anywhere I Lay my Head, which sold an embarrassingly paltry 23,421 copies, was a compilation of Tom Waits covers. Next time, she wants to write her own songs and really put that personal Scarlett Johansson stamp on it.

We can just imagine the diary entry anthems she’d concoct.

“I’m singing all sad because my husband is a fox and my career effin’ rocks and my boobs are ginormous but my ego’s more enormous.”

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Didn’t She Learn the First Time?

August 13, 2008 at 5:39am PST

Tags: Anywhere I Lay My Head, Entertainment Weekly, Mojo Magazine, Rolling Stone, Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Waits, Woody Allen

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Scarlett HoJo Johansson wants to record another album.

NOOOOOO!!!

Someone stop her. Quickly!

Her first abysmal effort, “Anywhere I Lay My Head,” was an album of Tom Waits covers and it was awful! We weren’t the only ones who said so.

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