America really got it wrong last night. But before we get into the negative, let's congratulate the deserving members of the American Idol Top Twelve.
More fat got cut last night but three finalists made it through and they were...
Pink haired, Avril Lavigne-esque Alexis Grace, who easily edged out the other girls in a year with not many major female challengers.
Roughneck Michael Sarver who had the balls to talk back to Simon and seems to have country fans on his side.
And Danny Gokey, whose wife passed away four weeks before his Idol audition.
All we can say is Tatiana del Toro can suck it! Peace out, bitch. Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out.
Until next week: The Sauce, Out.